American businessman goes to Japan

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the

concierge at his hotel if there’s any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells

him he’s in luck; there’s a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the

businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza. Thirty minutes later,

the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts

sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, ”What the heck did you put on this pizza?” The delivery man bows deeply and says, “We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only.”