By Billberry 
In a very crowded street a distinguished gentleman is busy making a withdrawal from the ATM when, suddenly,
he is attacked by a stranger who, in order to rob him, stabs him in the abdomen.
The man falls to the ground bleeding and calls for help. A lawyer intervenes first and tells him
“This is definitely armed robbery with intentional bodily harm! If you leave me a deposit I might defend you!”
Then a doctor approaches and, looking at the lawyer in a bad way, says to the unfortunate man
“This is definitely a stab wound! Also that blood coming out in spurts indicates an arterial hemorrhage… I would help her…
but I don’t even have gloves and you know… with AIDS going around…”.
In the meantime, a sociologist arrives and starts railing against ATMs and the banking system until a psychologist arrives and apostrophizes everyone.
“But you are all insensitive!!! You don’t realize that we must immediately help WHO DID THIS!!!”