By Billberry 
A gentleman has a little fish in a ball full of water and next to it is a parrot.
One day the parrot eats the little fish and the gentleman buys another one,
the parrot eats it and the gentleman buys it back, telling the parrot that if it ate it again he would make it drink all the water in the ball.
The next day the parrot eats the little fish, the gentleman makes him drink water and puts him on the balcony; a boy passes by and tells him
“Fat fat”
The second one passes and says
“Fat fat”
A pregnant lady passes by and the parrot says:
“Madam, did you like the little fish?”