By Billberry 
A man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.
When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it.
Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”
“Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.
” “Okay,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”