By Billberry 
A fire breaks out in a village. The parish priest rings the bells.
Everyone rushes, they form a chain with the buckets. One runs to make the phone call. The firefighters arrive. The patrol leader orders
– The ladder here, two hoses there! Break down the stable door, let the cattle out
And he notices a guy, covered with a wet sheet, going in and out of the burning farmhouse.
– Hey, you! Are you crazy? The roof is about to collapse!
The other one says:
– But my mother-in-law is inside!!!
– And why didn’t you take it out right away?
– No… I’m just going to turn it over!