By Billberry 
A guy enters an isolated house where a young couple is sleeping peacefully.
Tie the man to a chair on one side of the room and the woman to the bed on the opposite side.
He approaches the young woman and bends over her neck……then runs away into the bathroom. The husband, with difficulty, approaches with the chair and mutters
“Honey, this guy just escaped from prison, I saw you on his neck… he probably hasn’t seen a woman in years…
whatever he asks of you, obey and show that you like it, it’s a matter of survival, be strong, I love you.”
The wife, half, moving the gag, answers
“Darling, I’m happy you take it that way but he doesn’t have me on his neck…
he just told me you were cute and asked me if we had any Vaseline in the bathroom…be strong, I love you.”