Billberry Two Nuns
A bartender is waiting for closing time at his pub so he can lock up,...
60 Miles an Hour
A man gets pulled over by the police for speeding. The cop walks up to...
Old Morris With a Hot Mamma
Morris, an 82- year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few...
Smart Blondies
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts...
Heaven is Not Cheap
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks...
A Good Excuse
A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out...
Old Legal Lions
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions...
The Army General & The Woman
A woman asked an Army General when he last made love to a woman. He...
Do you have any cockroaches
Customer: “Do you have any cockroaches?” Clerk: “Yes we sell them to the fishermen.” Customer:...
Broken Chainsaw
This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his...