There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat.
One day, the horse got sick and called the vet, who said: Well, your horse has a virus.
You must take this medicine for three days.
I’ll be back on the third day and if he doesn’t get better we’ll have to put him down.
Nearby, the goat listened attentively to their conversation.
The next day they gave him the medicine and left.
The goat approached the horse and said: Be strong, my friend.
Get up, or they’ll put you to sleep!
On the second day they gave him the medicine and left.
The goat came back and said: Come on, friend, get up, or you’ll die! Come on, I’ll help you get up.
Let’s go! One, two, three…
On the third day they came to give him the medicine and the vet said: Unfortunately we will have to put him down tomorrow.
Otherwise the virus could spread and infect other horses.
After they had gone, the goat approached the horse and said: Listen, friend, it’s now or never! Get up, come on! Courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! Like this, slowly, slowly! Excellent! Come on, one, two, three… Good, good
Now faster, come on… Fantastic! Run, run again!
Yes! Hooray! Yes! You did it, you are a champion!!!
Suddenly, the owner returned, saw the horse running in the field and began to shout: It’s a miracle! My horse is healed.
We have to have a big party
Let’s cook the goat!!!!
Lesson: Management never knows which employee actually deserves the review.